We at Wakefit are constantly in search of anything that will put us to sleep.
We were in luck this year as many of Hollywood’s biggest names decided to serve us stinkers. It is as if, ‘let’s sleep under the stars’, found a new meaning in 2019.
Here’s a post appreciating these pieces of art – the worst movies of 2019. The movies on this list are so bad that we couldn’t keep our eyes open at all. See if you can!
Worst movies of 2019
- Serenity
Starring Oscar winners like Matthew McConaughey and Anne Hathaway, Serenity was one of our most boring watches from this year.
Supposed to be a murder mystery, this movie will not, at any point, have you at the edge of your seat or biting your nails. Instead, you will be happily transported to dreamland, flying across rainbows with unicorns!
- The Professor
This movie has scored a 0 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. Need one say more?
The Professor is the story of a professor (duh!) who is dying and so decides to become a rebel and live life since there is very little left of it. If you love to sleep as we do, make sure to catch this bore of a movie once it is on TV.
- The Hustle
Anne Hathaway was so committed to putting us to sleep this year that she features twice on this list.
The Hustle starring her and Rebel Wilson is anything but funny. The fact that the two played con artists make us wonder if the movie was a scam to help us get our forty winks. Ummm, now the movie does make sense!
- Men In Black: International
A successful franchise MiB, a starring Will Smith, and Tommy Lee Jones is brought to its knees by Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson with Men in Black: International.
If you entered the halls expecting awesome battles with aliens and some stomach-achy laughter, then you were surely disappointed. But if you went in hoping to return to your childhood when you napped like a log, then you’d surely agree that this movie is truly a time machine.
- Dark Phoenix
What do you get when you add Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Fassbender, Sophie Turner, and Jessica Chastain into a mix? A potion for deep sleep!
Undoubtedly the most boring movie in the X-Men series, this one is a personal favorite at Wakefit for its sleep-enhancing features such as mindless script and impact-less action.
- The Upside
Kevin Hart and Bryan Cranston star in a movie called The Upside which only has downsides to it! The movie is so tiring that you will be looking for tissues to cover your face and go zzzzzz.
How many of these movies did you catch this year? Is there any boring movie that we missed out on? Tell us about it, and we will immediately watch it in our pajamas!
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